I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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