He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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