i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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