ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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