He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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