I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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