I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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