he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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