White coat. Heels.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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