sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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