his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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