I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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