he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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