apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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