I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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