I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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