i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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