it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I have post one night stand depression
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