So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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