erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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