Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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