come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Drunk is not a location!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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