Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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