Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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