But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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