guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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