You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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