he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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