Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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