I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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