Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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