She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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