Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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