I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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