So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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