That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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