lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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