Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Two words: nipple clamps
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