I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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