that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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