Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Floor bacon is actually really good
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize