So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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