it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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