just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
A+ Viking dick
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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