i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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