We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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