Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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