omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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