Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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