i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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